Category Archives: Stories

Pepsi defends Mountain Dew as a Jellifying agent

Ronald Ball found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew after taking a swig from it. He is suing Pepsico, a store and its manager for about 325,000 dollars in incurred medical bills, sustained disability, lost wages and

Pepsi defends Mountain Dew as a Jellifying agent

Ronald Ball found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew after taking a swig from it. He is suing Pepsico, a store and its manager for about 325,000 dollars in incurred medical bills, sustained disability, lost wages and

interrotron

The accidental pilot and one hell of a tail

Errol Morris is a great media man even if he didn’t option the Han Van Meegeren screenplay. Morris invented a camera lens, the interrotron equipped with a human face- his face, so that people feel more natural when they’re telling

interrotron

The accidental pilot and one hell of a tail

Errol Morris is a great media man even if he didn’t option the Han Van Meegeren screenplay. Morris invented a camera lens, the interrotron equipped with a human face- his face, so that people feel more natural when they’re telling

Border Crossing for the ladies

You’ve heard of Al Gore’s “Current TV” staffers Euna Lee and Laura Ling. They are currently bound up in North Korea where Juche justice has just meted out a sentence of 12 years in a labor camp: Re-education, friday beatings,

Border Crossing for the ladies

You’ve heard of Al Gore’s “Current TV” staffers Euna Lee and Laura Ling. They are currently bound up in North Korea where Juche justice has just meted out a sentence of 12 years in a labor camp: Re-education, friday beatings,

The blundering Jackal and his urological downfall

Maybe you’ve heard of ilich ramirez sanchez, aka carlos the jackal. maybe you haven’t… that’s ok too. I  don’t want to go into a full biography of this dude, not here. not now. briefly, other than being a collector of

The blundering Jackal and his urological downfall

Maybe you’ve heard of ilich ramirez sanchez, aka carlos the jackal. maybe you haven’t… that’s ok too. I  don’t want to go into a full biography of this dude, not here. not now. briefly, other than being a collector of

429 years in jail

This is the story of Mr. Anthony Hislar. He’s 27. In September 2008, Mr. Hislar was arrested at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, where he was eluding police. Disneyland is just the kind of place you might want to hide out

429 years in jail

This is the story of Mr. Anthony Hislar. He’s 27. In September 2008, Mr. Hislar was arrested at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, where he was eluding police. Disneyland is just the kind of place you might want to hide out

thinking of a cantonese beggar

Let’s really get to the bottom of what a beggar is. One has no alternative but to ask others for food and money to get by. Some beggars are choosers in their how’s and what’s. There are plenty of moonlighting

thinking of a cantonese beggar

Let’s really get to the bottom of what a beggar is. One has no alternative but to ask others for food and money to get by. Some beggars are choosers in their how’s and what’s. There are plenty of moonlighting

Asleep at the Wheel

ANDREW LAWSON K. the II,63rd in the line of succession to the throne of Tuvalu, has just exhausted his 8th and final “extra” life by ramming into an 18-wheel semi truck. He’s unscathed and, knowing my father, completely unruffled. Thank

Asleep at the Wheel

ANDREW LAWSON K. the II,63rd in the line of succession to the throne of Tuvalu, has just exhausted his 8th and final “extra” life by ramming into an 18-wheel semi truck. He’s unscathed and, knowing my father, completely unruffled. Thank

Subatomic Consciousness

Clorina came from a dysfunctional family. She never knew any of her relations. This made her both chemically and emotionally imbalanced. The marriage that her parents had shared before her birth dissolved the moment she arrived. The young girl never

Subatomic Consciousness

Clorina came from a dysfunctional family. She never knew any of her relations. This made her both chemically and emotionally imbalanced. The marriage that her parents had shared before her birth dissolved the moment she arrived. The young girl never

Microbiology of trams

Public Transport is plenty fun when it’s not crowded and the stormtrooper old lady brigade isn’t out making you feel guilty for resting your legs. But when the 5:00 world begins… the normally pleasant, people-moving aquarium becomes a steamy sardine

Microbiology of trams

Public Transport is plenty fun when it’s not crowded and the stormtrooper old lady brigade isn’t out making you feel guilty for resting your legs. But when the 5:00 world begins… the normally pleasant, people-moving aquarium becomes a steamy sardine