cult and paste

be careful where you clique

the fisherman’s burgle


I read the news today, oh boy.

Over the weekend someone broke into the home of Tony and Doreen Lofthouse. The old geezers are heirs to the Fisherman’s Friend Empire, founded by Great Great Grandpa Lofthouse in 1865. Anyone who’s ingested the brown lozenges understands the fuss- and why the Lofthouses are worth £165 million.

As usual, the cops are looking for few guys with “Eastern European accents sporting balaclavas” who tied up the old folks and stole the family jewels…. c’mon, we all know they were looking for the recipe.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


This entry was posted on March 22, 2009 by in Crime, Events and tagged , , , , , , .
%d bloggers like this: